your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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