So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
