we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you win again, gameday.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize