At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He better not be in your backpack
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
