I need help removing her.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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