she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
