fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My friends, they love my intelligence
Pants 0. Shit 1.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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