haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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