i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
