So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
being pregnant is like rehab
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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