Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dick very happy bro
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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