Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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