your thong is hanging out like whoa
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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