even my farts smell like vagina
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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