she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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