is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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