New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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