And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
There r osticjed everywhere
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Randomize
