If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
wow bdsm is so cute
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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