I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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