Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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