he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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