just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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