HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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