It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
4 words: hood of his car
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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