she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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