I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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