I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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