He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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