Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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