at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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