They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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