This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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