So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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