First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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