New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize