Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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