Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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