i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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