Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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