dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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