I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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