Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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