So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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