If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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