You work out of a Hotel?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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