i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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