sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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