Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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