So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Oh Jesus.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
