Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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