Can Purell be used as lube?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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