Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize