ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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